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emmafrosticle:

DC/Marvel: Access 1997

emmafrosticle:

DC/Marvel: Access 1997

tags:
#me

d3ceased:

Other Girls

  • long hair
  • lots of makeup
  • obnoxious laughter
  • many friends
  • perfectly proportioned bodies

Me

  • short hair 
  • no makeup
  • never laughter
  • one friend
  • pointy ears
  • i am spock

maisiewilliams:

you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, xkit guy potter-

blithefool:

doktorvondoom answered: DOOM

Doom is judging you all. Doom is not pleased.

(Source: agreeing)

lifelover1989:

Requested by @magicmumu

Prompt: Sif discovers Halloween/cosplaying.

tags:
#Doom

adigranovart:

Day 13. DOOM!

dr-archeville:

jokerisms:

au where batman is a landlord of a building and rogues are bad tenants doing weird stuff in their apartments

"My monthly rent you’ll never see, unless you answer these riddles three!"

"Just pay your damn rent, Nygma!"

"The pet deposit was for two cats, Selina.  TWO.  ONLY.  TWO."

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.